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Volume 1 Issue 17 |  The News: as fast as we can make it up | Archives: 01 :: 02 :: 03 :: 04 :: 05 :: 06 :: 07 :: 08 :: 09 :: 10 :: 11 :: 12 :: 13 :: 14 :: 15 :: 16

The Readers Decide
Should there be more surrealism in The Sims?

Ankle
Cantilever
Kipper
Maroon
Probably not


Results


News summary

Semi-anonymous webmaster talking to herself in forums again


Mime arrested for theft: goes quietly

Yet another headline verb absence fiasco

Graf is frenchay


The Doily Update


Week by week, the Doily Update will take you through the steps required to create your own Sims object.

This week:
Transmogrifying the object

1. With the image prepared, start up Tmog.

2. It's your first object, so let's keep it simple. Clone the Cheap Table Lamp.

3. Export the Object File, using the One Zoom, One Channel option. Make sure 'Just Change Colors' is NOT checked.

4. Open the _sprites folders that TMog has created. Replace the lamp images with the cookie image. Save.

5. Import the Object File, et voila! A splendid doily with cookies!

Next week:
Why the cookies light up.


Tomb Raider movie spawns PC game

Game software giants Eidos have announced a PC/Playstation game based on the movie hit Tomb Raider.

A spokeswoman confirmed earlier today that the game will keep most of the movie elements, including running around and shooting things. Lara Croft is expected to be rendered in 3D, a new departure in PC games.

Related movie tie-ins also include a series of games based on the Final Fantasy movie, as well as a collectable card game based on the popular PoKéMoN movies.

Am I Hot or Not?
Supplemental


Lust for glory

Dumped
Cold seat
Paper roses
O-pan relationship
Residual warmth
Roll with it
Pipe dream
Plumb crazy
Heated seat
Hot flushes


Results


News Update
Simsite down for 10 minutes finds Lost Sims hosting skins, objects


The webmaster of popular Simsite 'Just So Sims' was reported to be 'aghast' today as he realised that his entire collection of skins and objects was available on Lost Sims, the website devoted to hosting other peoples' stuff after they close down.

'I wouldn't mind so much,' he said 'except that I haven't actually closed down; I was just offline for 10 minutes due to a server re-boot'

But carefree hosts Lost Sims remained unrepentant. Anonymous webmaster Sinful responded:

'Just So Sims was clearly unavailable for a full 10 minutes, and was therefore, technically, closed.'

'Obviously, we have to wait for a reasonable period after a site closes before hosting their stuff,' she continued.

'For example, when SimsLoft closed down, we waited for a whole 22 days before ripping them off.'

'But in this case, we knew the fans would be hurting, so we put up the Just So Sims skins after 5 minutes, and the objects after a full 8 minutes had elapsed.'

Lost Sims maintains that they will not host Sims downloads if the webmaster objects.

Except in the case of Jenny Sim Home, of course.


Sim Am I Hot or Not? This week: Last week

Guns...
7.5 HU
...and poses
7.2 HU

Top hottie for Issue 16 was Sim Raider, by Scarlett of Sims En Vogue , proving that action-movies speak louder than words with a massive 7.5 Hot Units.

Sadly, this failed to oust any of the long-standing Top Three, although this week's entries from Erynn-Elisabeth (Sim Goddesses), and Patricia (Dollar General Sims) will surely give them a run for their money. Had they paid anything.

Let the rating begin!

#1
#2
#3
9.0
hot units
8.8
hot units
8.6
hot units
Best comment
Best comment
Best comment
'Nice assets'
'Try Brushing ya hair love'
'I wish I looked like that: oh wait, I do'
Image from Claw:
Seven Deadly Sims
Image from Veronica:
SimFreaks
Image from PW:
SimsLoft
     
Tell me...
am I
HOT
or
NOT
?
Sim Am I Hot or Not? is based on an original concept by someone else.
Image from Erynn-Elisabeth:
Sim Goddesses
Image from Patricia: Dollar General Sims



Editor receives record number of emails


Thank you for writing!

The Editor would like to thank the thousands of readers that have emailed The Sim this month for their ongoing support.

Sadly, due to the high volume of emails this month, we are unable to respond to emails individually.

In answer to all the many requests:

>> Hi!

>> I'm fine, thanks for asking.

>> The file was simply fascinating.

>> Not if I see you first.

>> You're very welcome.

  Sims World News
2001 Stare-Out Finals open in SimsVille


Highlights from day one

Extreme sports fans everywhere converged on SimsVille this weekend for the opening of the 2001 World Stare-Out Finals.

Long-considered too dangerous for the mainstream, Stare-Outs hit the professional sports agenda earlier this year with the introduction of polarised safety screens, an innovation that allowed competitors to stare for up to 16 hours without eyestrain or migraines. New rules, allowing the use of conversational gambits to distract opponents, have also added to the sport's appeal.

Download...
Safe staring


Jean 'Laser' Beam bows out
Excitement has also mounted with the early exit of hot stare favourite Jean Beam, earlier today. After a tense 27-hour battle, Jean finally blinked under the intense optical onslaught of wildcard entry Ray Trace, confounding expert predictions of yet another all-woman stare-out final.

Tickets to the final, hosted in Sandoval Hall, are selling fast, and sports fans everywhere are advised to book early.



SimLounge reveals that yet another small fansite is 'not as good' as SimFreaks


Another full and frank critique from SimLounge

In a shock announcement that is sure to rock the fansite world to its very foundations, SimLounge today revealed that a small fansite was 'not as good' as SimFreaks.

The surprise announcement from the much-loved and ever-so-slightly-biased Sim review site follows last week's controversial conclusion that another small fansite 'paled' in comparison to SimFreaks.

This brings the total of Simsites falling far short of the SimFreaks standard (including this one) to a shocking 98.7%.


Sim looks forward to 30th birthday celebrations

Jackson Five, longtime resident of futuristic Neighbourhood Seven, announced today that he was 'eagerly' looking forward to his forthcoming 30th birthday celebrations.

"I'll be the oldest Sim out of all my friends" he joked, "But I guess someone has to be."


Jackson Five: birthday surprise

Jackson (29) knows that his friends have a big surprise planned for the event, but isn't sure of the details yet.

"I know I overheard some of them talking about Carousel the other day" he recalled "Wouldn't that be great? I love that movie!"



Issue 16 poll results: Readers reject 'Not to be' option

The readers of The Sim have spoken: and we must surely listen. For a full 70% of readers chose to brave the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune by voting 'To be'. Which is good news for the continued readership of this site.

Yet even so, a full 30% opted to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them. And to them we say: 'Cheer up, dude!'

To be or not to be? 1370 votes total
To be 70%
Not to be 30%



The final, thrilling episode of: "Passions Laid Bear"

Thanks to Heather & PJ at SimFreaks: Blackie the Bear now appearing at TSR